This might look like a normal football, but it’s actually the world’s first auto Celebration football. I designed it cause I heard the new dynamic kickoff rule changes would result in more touchdowns this season. And I knew with the power of engineering, I could take even the best touchdown selling to the next. So today I’m pitching my invention to Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL and Hayden hearse. The Chargers tied it. Studies confirm with the new auto Celebration football, the NFL can improve audience satisfaction by 85. Interesting. Here’s how it works. The ball is equipped with an ultra wideband sensor. When it crosses the end zone, after a one second delay so the player can get ready, the sensor triggers the servo that releases the compressed gas and transforms the ball into celebratory confetti. Eddie, what do you think, Hayden? The Griddy’s always been my go to Celebration, but this might just unlock a new level for me. And the picture is going great until Roger pointed out a potential minor flaw. What about the touchdown pass? Mark, I’m sorry, I’m out. I’ll give you a million dollars for a 10% stake. Deal.