Nightmare in a Can: The Controversy of Spaghetti Carbonara Cream

Oh, no mentions of what’s wrong. What is it? It’s spaghetti carbonara in a can. Why do we need this? Why do we need bad things in the world there, Susan? Oh, my gosh. It’s your nightmare come to life. Yes. Carbonara is made with fresh eggs and pecorino cheese. Right. How can you put carbonara cream in a can, Susan? Maybe they did it so you’ll go back to Australia. I think they follow Gordon Ramsay recipe and they use cream fresh and they’re tricking everyone. Carbonara cream cannot go in a can. And why is there a pink label on it? Why is the spaghetti cut? Enough. Oh, God, it’s cut. Yeah. And the media are talking about this. Why are they talking about it? Can we concentrate about good things, please? Yeah. Do not support the media. Please, guys. Well, please don’t support this can. No. Ban the can. Ban the can. Your kids don’t deserve it.