Conversations with a Pumpkin: The Use of Profanity

Now, why are you short? She was a. You know what? A pumpkin. Bad word. I know what you’re saying. What was I supposed to say? A pumpkin bad word. B I C H. That’s not how you spell it, honey. A B I. You cannot bring it up. We don’t use those words. B I C H is bish. Now get in the house.