White Trash Wedding Chronicles: The Saga of Spray-Painted Roses in Vegas

So today, we planned on keeping it as white trash as possible with our vower news. And I ordered these flowers thinking that they had real black red roses, and I kid you not, they spray painted the red roses. Look how shiny they are. They smell terrible. Like who. Who advertises they have black roses, but fucking Spray paints them? Only in Vegas, baby.