Mispronunciations and Misunderstandings: A Comedic Journey with Graham, Craig, and Crayons

Guys, I’ve got another pronunciation issue. Or is it pronunciation? Pronunciation. I think we say pronunciation. Which is ironic, isn’t it? Ironic? Right. So we know Graham. The name is Graham, right? Well, a lot of Americans. Um, I was out with my friend Graham, and don’t we know a thing or two about Graham’s? Then you’ve got Craig, but you guys insist upon Craig, right? So I was out with my friends Graham and Craig. When you mean, I was out with my friends Graham and Craig. Okay. I was out with my friends Graham and Craig. I was out with my guys playing golf. You know, Graham and Craig. Graham and Craig. Now, the other thing which I happened upon yesterday, I was at a birthday party. There were some kids there, and I was going on a little run to the grocery store, or the supermarket, as I like to call it. The grocery store. I said, does anybody need anything? And one of the mums said to me, oh, if you see any, can you pick up some cranberries? And I said, if I see any, can I pick up some cranberries? I know she’s saying, it’s, like, short for cranberries. Can you pick up some crayons? Yeah, I’ll pick up some crayons, some boobs and some shorts for the kids. Ha, ha. She meant, no crayons, you know, for drawing. I said, I don’t. I don’t know what you’re talking about. What’s the crayon for? Drawing now. What’s this word? What’s this? What’s this word? What’s this? What’s this? What’s this word there? What is that word saying? How you say that? Cray. Okay. What’s this word? On. On. Okay. Cray. On. Crayon. Right. Chuck them together. What have you got? Have you got crayon? Have you got crayon at all from crayon? Even if you’re American, you can say crayon. You can say. Exactly. You can say crayon. I just had a conversation with my car. You can say crayon. We say crayon. Who’s saying crayon? Can you, uh, pick me up some pencils and some crayons? You gotta get me some crayons. Every color. You can get Craig and Graham to pick up some crayons. Okay.