Haaland’s Hat-Trick Heroics: City’s Dominance Continues in the Premier League

A 3 1 win for city. Another three goals for Erling Haaland. Three wins from three in the Premier League. Three is the magic number. What a result that is, 3 1. A good, good win for city, that against a very good West Ham team. I’m gonna start this off, this video off by just praise in West Ham, especially for that second half. Honestly, after the first half, it look like, you know, it was a matter of how many goals the city gonna win by, never mind, you know, West Ham, for the first 20 minutes of the second half, being the better side, you know, causing us problems. They were really, really good. Lappaz is doing good things at West Ham side. They’ve got a good team, so fair play to them. They were good, but not good enough. No one’s good enough, really. Arnold to stop this guy is inevitable, is unbelievable. He is. Is stupidly good. Do you know what I mean? It’s relentless. It doesn’t stop. It just doesn’t. It. When will it end? I don’t want it to, but it’s. It’s. It’s terrifying. No. He’s just come to the Premier League and he’s making every single record by all these strikers look fucking stupid. He’s making them look easy. Wayne Rooney, for example, right? I can’t stand him. I hated him. He’s no football player. No football player that I hated watching more than Bruno. And that was a praise to him, really. It was meant One of the best ever play. Plays the Premier League. Seen him at my striker’s players. He’s now got more hat tricks than him. He’s been here two years. He’s just taking the Mick out of everyone. The range that he’s got to, you know, the range of ability. He’s got everything to his game. He’s the best League 2 player. I said it in my player ratings. The best League 2 player I’ve ever seen. All three goals, three different types of finishes. A cushion, a power driver, a dip. And it’s just beautiful to watch. I think sitting in that first half were really good, you know, first goal was just. It was Bernardo Silva being Bernardo Silva, hounding the players down, pressing. A lovely bit of play by Haaland. The second, you know, West Ham’s. The second goal of the game. Unlucky from Reuben, but it happens. It’s part of football. The third was my favourite. The third goal, city. Second power strike by Haaland. He said it was his favourite as well after the game. It was beautiful. Another bit of nice work by Rico Lewis. How good is that man? Is an international break coming up now, which is boring, can’t stand him. But it does give me a bit of time to sing Rico Lewis’s praises. I’m gonna have a few videos out in him, I’m telling you. And then the third one, the one that sealed it off, because I think we needed that Goal. I don’t think we can underestimate how important that third goal was, cause it was getting a bit shaky that second halves, you know, especially first 20, 30 minutes of it. Until we brought on Gundogan. Until we brought on Nunez, West Ham were the better side and there’s no denying that, you know? Yeah, they didn’t have any massive clear cut chances. Or maybe that cootious one. Was that in the first half or second half? I think it might have been in the first half, but he smacked the post. Um, and. But they were the better side for the first 30 minutes of the second half. And it was bizarre because I thought we’ll come out firing, but you know, we brought on Gundogan. God, I’ve missed him. He brought on some stability, some control and we just look comfortable once again. De Bruyne was excellent, Bernardo was excellent. We’ve got some of the best midfielders in the world, man. Like I said, that third goal was so, so important. Just calm us down. Solidified the three points. His hat trick. Two hat tricks in two games, back to back, you know, seven goals in three games. Another record broken. It’s. It’s just insane. And we only see now at the minute. So I’ve won three out of the three, uh, opening Premier League games. I don’t think we will be by the end of the weekend. I don’t see anything but Liverpool win tomorrow against United. But yeah, man, we’re just. We’re just unbelievable. We’re doing five in a row. We’re doing five in a row. It is something, do you know what I mean? We’re just different. Gravy, man. It’s beautiful to watch. I mean, if you’re not a city fan, it might not be. Just getting sick of it already. I just. As a blue, I’m loving every second of it. Erling Haaland, keep it up, man. Fucking love you.