Deciding Between Drinking or Drinking: A Comedic Dilemma

Babe? Yeah, babe? It’s been a long week. You wanna have a drink tonight? Oh, my god, I would love to, but. Wait. Yeah, what’s up? Are we drinking or are we drinking? Uh, we’ll. We’ll have. We’ll have a drink. Oh, okay, perfect. So then we’re drinking? Well, yeah, I was gonna get a bottle of tequila. Oh, so then we’re drinking? I don’t understand the difference. If we’re drinking, we’ll probably have, like, one or two drinks, have dinner at our usual time, and then sleep at our usual time. Okay, if we’re drinking, then we’re gonna go through the whole bottle of tequila, make spontaneous plans to go dancing. Go dancing, sweat it all out on the Uber ride back. We’re both gonna get hungry and think, hmm, yes, McDonald’s fries, make a pit stop, come back home, fall asleep, I’ll probably not take my makeup off, and we will both wake up severely hungover tomorrow morning. Oh, I don’t want that. I want the first one. Oh, so then we’re drinking? I’ll just put on my sweatpants then.