London Vlog: A Flyer’s Foodie Adventure

Fly with me back to United Kingdom? Yes, I’m coming back to London. Only for three days though. My boyfriend has some work to do there, so I flew with him. Let’s take this makeup off. And take them goddamn sunglasses off. Take the goddamn sunglasses off. Damn it, man! My first time doing one of these vlogs. This is a Burts Bees makeup removers wipes. I got them from the airport. Okay. I usually don’t use makeup removing wipes. I don’t really like them. But I was not going to go to sleep on this plane without taking this makeup off my face. And yes, face cost. Still pretty without the makeup, but you see it. And then I took a liquid IV cause I refuse to get sick on this trip again. And on this plane, I refuse. I rebuke it in the name of Jesus. That’s how focused I was, pouring that into my water. It is so nasty. Oh, I mean, but isn’t all the good things that’s good for us nasty? I can’t stand it. But I did drink it. I got these from some store and duty free JFK. I was never the girl to fly and put put eye patches on. I didn’t understand the thing about it when I seen the girls doing it until the last time I flew. And my eyes swelled up and puffed up. When I landed in London. The last time I said, oh no, we will be Putting eye patches on to sleep. Very demure, very cutesy. And then I woke up about an hour and a half later. Watch some House Hunters. That is literally my favorite show. I watch it at home all the time as well. Hours later, the food finally came. They said it was chicken masala. It was not. It was just chicken breast, white rice, and. Cause I know masala is a sauce, correct? And vegetables. Literally boiled chicken. No sauce, no nothing. I tasted it. It was like, Delta be for real, girl. That ain’t even no seasoning. I added some salt and pepper, though, and surprisingly, it made it taste really, really good. It’s good. That’s it right there. It was like a seven out of 10. It was like some of the best airplane food that I’ve ever had. They gave me cheese and crackers. I am not a big old block of cheese eating girl. I did eat the crackers, though. Then I had some quinoa. The quinoa was really, really good. It was spicy. It was like a spicy quinoa. I love king. Why, I drunk some ginger ale and ate this brownie, y’all. This brownie was a bussy us see 20 out of 10. And it didn’t have any nuts. Shout out to Delta for that. I’m determined to find good food in London this time around. Bye, y’all.