Deciphering the Menu: A Humorous Dining Experience

Okay, I think I’m gonna get the ribs. Uh, unfortunately, that’s just a dinner item. All we have available right now is what’s on the lunch menu. Oh, really? Yeah, I’m sorry. Oh, okay. Um, then I’ll just do the lasagna. Oh, that’s. That’s also just on the dinner menu. Um, this is all we have available right now. Oh, okay, I get you. Okay, well, then I’ll just do the truffle pizza. Okay, where. Show me where on this menu that is. Oh, show me. No, I’m curious cause I might be wrong. Well, it says it on Google. I’m looking at. I don’t care what Google shows you. There’s 700 pictures on it. You think we have 700 items available all day long? No, it’s broken up from brunch, lunch and dinner. And you just happen to show up during lunch. So take a look at this menu and put your phone down. Take a look at this menu and I was. Put your phone down. Okay. Take a look at this menu and I’ll be back in five minutes to take your order. Sound good? Uh, gin and tonic? Absolutely. With a splash of cran. Yeah, you bet. And with a lime. Okay. Alright. And a dash of bitters. Okay. Alright. Got you. Alright. And light ice. Okay. Alright. And with a small straw. Okay. And in a tall glass. Alright. Yeah, for sure. Alrighty. And just a splash of lemon juice. Absolutely. Anything else for you? Your majesty