Game Day Essentials: The Trophy Game Preparation Guide for College Football Fans

Good morning. Welcome to Week 1 of college football. Just getting ready for the big game. Uh, let me talk to you about trophy game. We’re in College Station right now. Texas A&M is taking on Notre Dame. And it might not be a trophy in this specific game, but it could lead to one. I got ready with my beautiful, glorious trophy game. Scented Duke Cannon. Big ass brick of soap. Smells like leisure bragging rights. It is absolutely outstanding. Obviously we’ve got a whole bunch of other things. Face and body wash. And then I love having a little deodorant on me at all times. Now let me show you one more thing. Come in here. The soap. The biggest spring of soap. A lot of times people don’t like a big. The hard thing and they’re rubbing it. Feels a little comfortable. Then this right here, this is a little hack on game. See, it’s still wet. You give that thing a little squeegee, turns into a soapy little loofah. That is what you need for your big ass brick of soap smell. Alright, that’s nice. Let’s get ready for the day, boys. Let’s have a hell of a college football season.