The Greed of Ticketmaster: A Frustrated Fan’s Rant about Oasis Ticket Prices in Ireland

There’s no money left in Ireland. It’s all gone. All we wanted to fucking do was see Oasis. 415 euro for a standard ticket cause of fucking ticket master. Poor oasis are only getting about 15 euro out of that. The other 400 is fucking Ticketmaster fees. Allegedly. I think they’ll sue me if I don’t say allegedly cause they’re greedy fucking cunts. Allegedly. What the fuck do you need all the money for? All you do is have a website and send a few fucking emails. And your website is shit. Allegedly. It fucking crashes all the time. Did you not think all few people might go on today and buy tickets? We might spruce up the website. I’d had better fucking look on Facebook Marketplace. I’d honestly feel safer meeting a potential scammer down a dark alley off Facebook than ever going on the Ticketmaster website again. You greedy, greedy, greedy, greedy cunts. Allegedly. Follow me, I’m delicious.