Communication Breakdown: Oasis Ticket Queue Drama

Turning off the Wi-Fi as my husband queues for Oasis tickets. My Wi-Fi has not been working. Just had to, like, reset all the router. It’s just taking. You’ve done what? I’ve reset the router. No, you haven’t. Yeah, no, you haven’t. Why? Why have you done that? I’m in the queue. I’m in the queue for Oasis tickets. That’s because I’m in the queue for Oasis tickets. I’ve been here for 30 minutes. Tell me! I didn’t know. What do you think I’m doing here? I thought it was working and nothing was working. It’s not working cause I’m in a queue. I’ve just switched it on and off. Why did you do that? I just was trying. I told you I was here getting Oasis tickets. That’s why I’ve been up since 7:00. You always say if it doesn’t work, switch it on and off. That’s what I’ve done. You didn’t say you were waiting in a queue. I did. That’s what I’m doing. You didn’t tell me. You did not say I’m waiting in a queue. You didn’t. You should have been more vocal about that. Ha ha! I got you! Ha ha! I’m not joking. Do I win? Ha ha! Yes! Ha! No!