Battle of the Barbers: A Hair-Raising Challenge

When you lose this fight, do you give me permission to take you to my barber’s and do whatever we want with your hair? Yes. Yes, I do. Danny Simpson. If I. I can take you to my barber, who’s actually here, by the way. I flew my barber out just for this. So I give you permission to do whatever you want to my hair if you win. Only on the basis that when I win, I could do anything. Well, I’m not gonna do anything. My barber can do anything to your hair. And get rid of that awful trim. Aha! Is he taking a piss, mate, with that mullet? Fucking hell.