Title: Work Excuses: Creative Ways to Deceive Your Partner

How to lie to your wife. Yeah. Hello, baby. Oh, I’m still at the office. So yeah, we haven’t closed. Yeah, we are signing some white papers and brown papers. Our boss, eh, our boss is training us. He brought some brown papers that we have to sign. Yeah, burnt brown papers. Can you imagine? Yeah, and some green book. And some Green Book. We are, we are meaning so end is new. We bought some Green Book here. We are supposed to clip it with a brown paper and we will sign it. Yeah, that yeah, I’ll be home soon. Why? Hmm. Yeah, but it’s not food. It’s pen. It the pen is in my mouth now. Okay, baby, I love you. Mwah arkadaşlarım.