The Double Yolk Surprise: A Comedy of Cooking Errors

So I woke up this morning, right? Yeah. I went to. I went to. I went to Kroger to get some eggs. I get back from Kroger with the eggs, right? Start cooking them all. Bullshit, right? And, um, I start to crack one. Yeah, I crack one egg. And guess how. One egg. Guess. Guess how many yolks are in there? 2. Oh, god. 2 yolks, bro. 2 yolks. 2 yolks. 2 yolks. Oh, shit! Watch it. I’m gonna show you. Watch. Wait. He was too egg yolk. He was too egg yolk, isn’t it? Ha ha! He said, oh, it’s a sign. Contra city. It’s all right. What did you say? You’re definitely having twins. Oh, fuck! Somebody come help me! Come save you! Come save your boy, please! I can’t have. Fuck my life!