Random forking news for September 1st! Sorry y’all, I’m out of commission. My boot thing is back! Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty is back in action! Spot at some locations now. Go nationwide by this week. What in the 90s bloody hell is going on right now? Chuck E. Cheese is selling these mystery eggs at Walmart. This was just way too funny not to share with you guys. 7 11 is selling this Slurpee. It’s basically a chocolate chip cookie but they use like this Photoshop image. And so far I was spotted at one location. I’m not sure if it’s just his location, but yeah, here we go. Yes! More spooky stuff at Walmart! Great Value Brand has Jack o lantern marshmallows, monster eyeball marshmallows, ghost marshmallows, day of the dead sprinkles, autumn sprinkles, eyeball sprinkles, and Halloween sprinkles. Yo, I didn’t know Biggie Smalls made muffins. Baby baby and Tim’s Little Bites. Biggie muffins? So these are two times bigger than the original muffins? They come in two flavors! Bring on the party cake and feeling chocolate chippy. My favorite freaking flavor right there. So this is going to head to stores at this fall? I’ll update you guys as soon as it lands. Well fork me right in the chubby mittens. Great value has a cookie butter limited edition cereal. This sounds amazing! Can’t wait to try it for our chubby little finale. Make sure you bring your armor with you! Waffle House has a brand new s’mores waffle It sounds amazing. I never had Waffle House before, so I can’t really tell how it is. If any of you had it, let me know in the comments. Let me know what you guys think about all these in the comments.