The Mystery of the Blue Sticks: A Scottish Tale of Cool Beans and Dangerous Habits

Obviously with the being Scottish. I’ve never seen this one. I’ve never heard of it. I hope this is the right one. There once was a planet of really cool beans. But they had one strange habit. They all chewed on blue sticks, which made their breath smell. The sticks tasted disgusting, but nobody admitted they didn’t like them. Worse still, the sticks were poisonous and caused terrible damage to their body. But despite all this, nobody said anything. Until one of them, who was trying it for the first time, said, this tastes vulgar.