The Car Tragedy News: From Oil Changes to Combustion

New transmission? No, sir. Tire rotation? No, thanks. New tire? No. Come on. New engine, no suspension. What aren’t you getting money hungry? Combustion. Combustion? What even is that? Would you leave us alone? Attention! No, no. So help me Jesus. Alright, alright. You guys got it? You guys got it. Hey, Cameron, they need any other services? I think they’re just gonna be good with the oil change for right now. I bet you they just came for the coupon, huh? Yeah, I bet. And keep doing your thing, man. But what is he doing? Dude, what? Air filter. Oh my god. Air cooling. You need to cool it, man. Stop bugging us. You know, you really should think about those things for your car. Would hate for you to just be on the road and just shut down. If something tells me you’d actually love that, just explode the whole family in the car. He’s threatening us. That’s a disgrace. The car tragedy news. This isn’t right. And you know. Yeah, come on, dude. Okay, but we’ll go ahead and just take care of the oil change for you guys. It’s gonna be 1:50, 1:00 50. And we’ll go ahead and ring that up for you guys. Just in a second.