Musings on Vitamin Deficiencies, Phone Loyalties, Cancel Culture, and Random Dog Thoughts

I’m lacking vitamin A attention. I’m lacking vitamin C. Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone. Yeah, no reason to lie to me. I barely give a fuck. We all have that one friend who gets extra AF taken. Are we still on an attempt to cancel? That’s a fact. That’s a fact. Me as a therapist listen, just take a nap, bro. Hahaha. You ever wonder if the bank just looks through your account, thinks what is this person doing? Facts. Soulja Boy not even a soldier. Dr. Dre ain’t even a doctor. Keep it going. Adele isn’t even a human. Me all day versus me at 3:00am. Facts having a job is cool until you gotta go to work. The truth. Me every day. I act okay, but deep down I need more clothes. Yes! What if your dog one day just randomly said nobody is going to believe you and then never smoke again?