The phrase make yourself at home is raggedy. Nobody means it like you. You don’t really want me to make myself at home. I’m not saying that you’re not offering hospitality, but here. Here are a few things that I do at home. I just be looking in the refrigerator. Sometimes door open 5 minutes, maybe I’ll be farting, busting all the ass. And most of the time, I ain’t got no drawers on. Sometimes I just be leaving lights on. Not gonna wash my hands after I pee. I talk to myself out loud. Full conversations. You don’t wanna hear that. I did it myself often. One time, multiple times. I ate a pound of bacon. No chaser. I am more likely to risk a fart and poop myself at home. Home is where I pick my feet. Like really get after it. I pee in the shower. Matter of fact, I’ll pee in a Gatorade bottle if I’m pressed. Do you want that in your home? Just in the guest room, dick out in a water bottle and shit. You want. You don’t want that. If I was sleep on your couch with three of your throw pillows between my legs and shit, you not gonna be happy with that, fam. What you should be saying is make yourself comfortable. You see what I’m saying? Cause if you just say make yourself at home, then I’m sorry, but you gonna see my Benny and the Jets.