Girl, I am so excited you came over. First of all, that was crazy. It was insane. And, girl, I’m so sorry I came at you, like, so heated. No, don’t. Please. Trust me. I totally get it. And like I said on the phone, it’s not the first time it’s happened. You are literally the best. I don’t know why he made you out to seem like this crazy person. Girl, the only thing he’s good at is telling stories. I’m so serious. But I have to know that. What did he tell you about me? Okay, so when he and I first got together, he told me that you guys broke up because you wouldn’t help him with his laundry when he had to work super late, and, like, he did, like, everything, and you wouldn’t help. What? No. Girl, girl, he has skin marks. I was not doing that laundry. Girl, stop. Are you okay? What’s wrong? Is he calling you? Yeah, and he’s left, like, eight text messages and, like, six voicemails, and I just. I’m really just gonna ignore it. I don’t have time. Jessica, please answer the phone. It’d be really good to hear your voice. Why