Surviving a Weekend Alone: A Husband’s Tale of Solitude and Success

Y’all, I want you to know I made it. My wife was gone for two whole days. She left on Friday at 12. She didn’t get back till 3:17 on Sunday. 3:17? I had to spend the night by myself for two nights. She went to Vegas with her mom and sisters. They saw Babyface. Had a great time. Had a great time. And I was all alone. The bed was cold. But she’s back. Millions didn’t make it, but I was one of the ones who did. She never goes out of town. I go to town all the time. That’s different. But I made it. Ha ha