The King Size Bed Milestone: A Journey from Crib to Crown

You enjoying your new bed? Yeah. It’s like the biggest milestone of my entire life. It was birth, then graduation, then this bed. What about our marriage, our kids? Birth. What? It was a joke. You have stages in your life. You know, your birth, graduation. You start off in a. In a little crib as a baby. Yeah. And then you go to the, the twin, which I still don’t understand. I just totally skip single. Unless there is a single bed that I don’t know of, I, I have no idea. It probably is. And then it goes to Queen. Full. Oh, full. That’s the one we slept on many years. And then Queen. And then. Now look at us. A king size bed. King size bed. We’re on top of the world. You might as well give us a crown. You know how long I’ve waited for a king size bed? You know my nickname’s king. To who? To me. It’s kind of like a me in the bathroom by myself, looking in the mirror like, you got this, king. Please don’t tell anybody. On top of just having a roomy bed where I don’t have to touch you, right? Look at this. It’s like a spaceship. I mean, if the right engineer had this bed, they’d probably take off through the roof. It only took us 30 years, but here we are. We finally hit our end goal. Is that it? Well, that’s the goal. That’s All we had to look forward to. It may have taken us 30 years. But did you have to get the one with the remote? Shelby, you know I have a bad back. Ha ha!