Unconventional Basketball Banter and Shenanigans: A Play-by-Play with Reynaldo, Bron, and Boban

Here I go. Bet you never seen this one before. Knock that down, Caucasian man. Oh, yeah. Just call me Reynaldo. Bron, you starting by half court? Sounds good, coach. AD, you. Uh, Bron, never mind. You’re not starting by half court. Bron, you gonna start, man, where the 20 yard line at? Oh, shoot, wrong sport. Oh, yeah. I’m about to make taco fall. Haha! Ouchie! Oh! What? I think he did. Thanks for the free win, Boban. We need to ride horses soon. Hey, give me some of that too, Boban. Mwah, Mwah, Mwah. We should do that again sometime. Checking in for the Celtics is Joe Johnson. Man, I’m too old for this, man. I was hooping before these boys were thoughts. That’s a bucket, young Nia fight man. I gave it to the pasty Caucasian man and. Oh, good heavens, bro, ain’t no way he yammed that. Ain’t that my accountant