I met my soulmate at the Dublin NYC portal. I walked by randomly with my friend. This cute guy was waving at us. He gave us his number and he called us. I couldn’t stop smiling. We talked every day. I decided to come to New York to surprise him. We were so happy. But then things took a turn. We started to fight a lot. And then I got pregnant unexpectedly. And something really weird happened. The baby was a leprechaun. He came out speaking full sentences and demanding that we pay rent. I woke up one night to see the American God trying to smother him. But he got really angry at us and walked out the door. Thanks, Dublin NYC Portal for the experience.