Spider Showdown: A Hilarious and Terrifying Tale of Arachnid Encounters

Oh, Brother! Spider versus spider, huh? Let’s go, bitch! Oh, yeah, I can move the same way, Spider Web! Oh, shit! It actually got me, though. Oh, you didn’t hear? Madam Spider failed in theaters. Oh, I have the high ground, bitch! You thought you were the only one that could climb fucking spiders, bro. I fucking hate spiders! Oh, you’re dead, bitch! Time to get exterminated! 0 7 through the chat. Fuck you! Oh! Ha ha! Brother, what the fuck is this? I’m the monkey king! I don’t work for fucking Orkin, brother, that’s just my worst nightmare. Ah! Oh, no! Guys, I’m a spider! I’m one of you! I’m one of you! Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. I’m literally one of you! We’re probably on the same back at some point. Please, please. Holy shit!