Borderlands: A Glitch in the System

Bring up one of the reviews for Borderlands. I want to see it. The video game adaptation falls short of low expectations. So they set the bar low. They still went below it. Yeah. There was a pleasant highlight though, as I must say. I almost saved the film for me. If not his brief appearance. Bobby Lee. His presence gave me an ease of laughter that I needed. When he appeared on the screen, borderlands did anything right. He was casting Bobby Lee. With every storm cloud, there’s a silver lining. And that was Bobby Lee. Seeing him made me smile instantly. And his brief appearance in the film made me all but miss. Who wrote this? This is. This can’t be real. I’m so. I’m barely in the movie. There’s no way this is real. Listen, dude, you’re trying to trick me, dude. You don’t know who wrote these? Bro, I don’t know. What do you mean you don’t know? Dude, what was the question? If that’s not real, I will not do your movie at all. I don’t care when you get the money. I swear to god, on my mother’s life. I have nothing to do with. Alright, so you have nothing to do with the review? You have nothing to do with it? No, I just pulled it up, alright? You pulled it up? I couldn’t pull it up on my phone.