you know that feeling when you go and get your eyebrows done and you’re like ha ha yeah I love it but you actually don’t you wanna cry yeah that’s me right now but it’s my fault it’s not her fault it’s my fault I’ve been in Melbourne for over 10 years it’s taken me 10 fucking years to find the perfect brow girl and I finally found her and I had the perfect eyebrows and then I fucked them up by changing products I changed my brow product like two weeks ago and I noticed every time I take my makeup off there’s like hair on like the wipes and stuff and I’m like where’s this hair from obviously it’s my fucking eyebrows right ugh just ugh there’s nothing in here anyway she tidies them up and she’s like I’m so sorry like that’s the best I can do because like they’ve gone really thin gosh I look like I don’t know like Pamela Anderson in 1999 but hotter ha ha ha ha I’m gonna cry I’m actually like laughing but I’m fucking crying inside