Confusion and Laughter: A Labor Day Conversation with Rose

This is rose. How may I help you? Hey. Beef Wellington. Happy Labor Day, Rose. Happy Labor Day to you, too. Do you know who this is? No. Yes, I do. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Guess. Laura? Yes. Need you to put up a sign for me. Uh huh. Can you grab a piece of computer paper? Yes. Okay, grab it. Let me know when you’re ready with a marker. Okay. Okay. Let me write it down first, and then I’ll change it. Uh huh. Okay. Write, don’t go in. Don’t go in. And then let me know when you’re ready for the second part. Yeah. Don’t go in. Uh huh. Right. Don’t go in. You’ll get attacked. You will get attacked. And don’t. Do not specify by what. Just say you’ll get attacked and let everybody else figure it out for themselves. Okay, so which bathroom? The nearest one towards you. There’s. There’s three of them right there. Yeah, all three. I read in all three. Yeah. Don’t go in. You’ll get attacked. You confusing me. You’re easily confusing. This is Laura. Or is it? Oh, my god. Today is not my day. Today is not my day. Are you really confused? Very confused. Now you’ve confused me. You’ve told me to put. People have been in those poles and out all of a sudden I’m putting a. Nobody screamed your. Laura. You’re not supposed to be here. In another facility. Now you’re telling me I come and get you in The toilet. I didn’t see you come through the door. That’s how you’re confusing me. What’s your name? Jane. Say my name is Jane, and I’m really confused. My name is Jane. I’m not really confused. I’m being confused. You just confused me with that Jane. I think it’s time that Jane goes on hold. Hey, Jane, can I put you on hold for a brief second? Sure. Okay, putting you on hold right now. Sexy. Hello, this is Jen from corporate. Jen from corporate. This is Jen from corporate. How can I help you? We just received this call. Yo, somebody call me. Laura call me and told me. I’ll put you on hold for a minute. Uh, we just received this call. Ma’am, this is a corporate line, so unless it’s anything urgent that you’d like to report, possibly about any animals or anything in any bathrooms, um, then I really don’t have time for you. No, she. Laura called me, told me there’s a raccoon in all the bathroom. I put a post on it. Laura said that you put the raccoon in the bathroom? Hmm. Now I think I’m going crazy cause I did not tell her that. So wait, so you put a raccoon in our bathroom on Labor Day, and now you think it’s. I have not even been. I have not even been to the bathroom this morning. So you hold your pee in all day? Yes. And now when I do go to The bathroom. I go to the break room. Bathroom. Okay, but I’ll ask you that. When you go to the bathroom, do you wash it after? Do I wash after? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. You have to wash your hands after you use it, not your hands. Do you wash it after? Wash foot off. Oh, my god. Do you? I wash my. I pee, wipe it, put on my pants and wash my hands and get out. Yeah, but is it pink? How am I supposed to know if it’s pink or not? You just check. You don’t know if it’s pink or not. It’s just pink or not. Let me ask you this. Ah, what is pink? Let me ask you your milk preference. Do you prefer cow or human? I prefer cow, but have you. Have you tried the human, though? It’s sweeter. No, and I’m not going to. I have some. I don’t want it. It’s cheap. It’s literally $2 a sack. I don’t want it. Meet me in the front. Alright, I’m right in the front. I can’t see you. No, but meet me there. I’m about to get out of my car with the milk. Just bring $2. I’m not getting no human milk and I don’t have $2. I’m coming in. Even if I did, even if I hear I did, I wasn’t gonna buy it. Well, I’m coming in and I’ll let you try a sip. Okay? Come on in. I love you. I love you too. I love you more. Bye. You little confused little walrus. Love you. Love you more. Bye.