It’s a bad day to be a shot of tequila and a cigarette. It’s also a bad day to be Daniel Powder. You know, he has this song. Fuck you. This is a kind of quiet, kind of rapid PR haul. This is from the brand. Yeah, it’s jewelry. Spoiler alert. Customized dog tags for my dogs. So actually, no, it’s not jewelry. Or as we would say in California, yeah, no, it’s not jewelry. We add extra words so people think we’re smart. That’s so dangerous. Bloom effects Amsterdam Tulip powered skincare, SPF lip oils. Apply liberally 15 minutes before sun exposure. We did it, Joe. YSL Libre perfume. It’s a bad day to be body odor. I stink. Christina, we might not be edible, but we are wearable. That’s good. We can’t wait to see you in nude. Whoa, I don’t even know you. Bikinis from nude. Honestly wishing we could give will a PR, but you’ll have to do. Fuck you. We love you. Oh, never mind. I take that back. And we hope you love the fuck out of this necklace. This charm necklace from wood and Wolf weed, daggers and dogs. Oh, my. Am I that transparent? That bitch since 23. Well, I’ve been that bitch since 93, but who’s counting me? I’m counting polite society. Tina, can you believe it’s our first birthday? Yeah, I. I can believe that. I, I can do math. To thank you for your continued love and support. I Designed this limited edition necklace. Only 10 pieces created, made of precious gold and dazzling diamonds. I feel like I should be wearing a different outfit for this. We have some products. My name on the egg. Oh, fuck. This gold necklace that says be polite, which is my whole life motto. No, mine is please don’t be a fucking bag of dicks. But that’s just too many characters. Hair products from Dyson. We have the pre style cream and the post style serum. I fear as though both of these require me to style, and that would require me to brush so well. These are jazzy. These are from vitamasuiz. Vitamasques. We have a cleansing oil and a purifying jelly. This one seems to have a hyaluronic complex, and I have a superiority complex, so none of us are perfect. I am so excited to be on this PR list. This is Sage Wellness. A bunch of their essential oils, and. I know what you’re thinking, Christina. Essential oils. You need a lobotomy. I know, I know. Do you guys make a lobotomy essential oil? This shit is nice. All of these fall pieces from Urban Outfitters. I’m actually not wearing pants right now, so I’m gonna put these on. Whatever. Oh, these are fucking nice. Wow. I was a little too Friday casual. Now I’m more put together. Kosa’s Cloud Set, brightening, baked setting, and smoothing powder. It’s a lot of words. Here they are. Pink, yellow, and Peach shades instantly brighten and cancel darkness. I don’t think there’s any product that can cancel my darkness. Do we have that lobotomy oil? Also, my hair has gotten progressively crazier as this video has gone on. What is that? What is happening there? What’s going on there? We have all these products from Milk Makeup and a little glossary if you want a dewy glow. If you want a soft matte finish. What if you want a big, fat, juicy ass? Guys, I already have one. I tricked you. Holy fuck! We have all these sunglasses from key rabbit. Fire. Don’t blink. You’re under arrest. I’m better than you. Still better than you. One time I took a shit in my wetsuit. Sorry, I forgot what game we were playing. Fuck! I’m not supposed to get emotional on these. That’s not gangster of me. Fuck, this is ruining my fucking video. This might be one of the coolest PR packages I’ve ever received. It’s this picture of Winston and I. It’s from Crystal Prince. Well, god damn, Diana, you fucked up my whole video. And this sweatshirt. W squared. It says Winston on this side and Willa on this side. Well, god damn it. Raising canes! Happy birthday! We have Raising Canes Vans. That’s a sentence I thought I would never say. A brewmate and a candle. I love being a Caniac. Clothes from Nasty Gal. And these boots. I’m gonna go take this mask off. I’ve had it. On for like four hours. Thanks for joining me.