Bouncing Balls and Skinny Arms: The Chronicles of Chris Hand

Oh, and the ball has arrived, bitches! Um, you’re too close to us, so move. So, Chris Hand is straight, right? Yeah, yeah. You want to go? Oh, Chris like the ball. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris! Hold on, hold on! Oh, wait, wait. Ian, Ian, get a little closer to the wall. Come on, do it! That was amazing. That was the best shot. I tell you guys, I am very good at everything I have never done. These girls underestimate me all the time because I have skinny legs and skinny arms.