Under the Influence: A Police Encounter on a Chanel Bus

Chanel bus. First time I’ve, I’ve ever stopped a bus here. Let’s see. Hello. Good afternoon. Why did you stop me? I stopped you for a check. Why is he twitching like that? Please show me your license and registration. Something’s up with him. Wait. No, he has two licenses. One for the bus, I think. There we go. We’ll compare these two. The names are good. And here, oh, there, there we go. Down there. So he has a valid license. I also need to check your driving and resting times. Hey, looks like he’s tweaked out a little bit. Maybe too much caffeine. Oh, there we go. He’s compliant. There seems to be nothing wrong with the times. Everything looks fine. Uh, we’ll do a drug test. Have you taken any drugs or other intoxicants? Of course not. What do you think, buddy? He’s definitely sweating. Look at his forehead. He’s twitching. His eyes are really, really wide. His head movements and his eyes too. Alright, we’ll, we’ll do that. And I think it’s a red, that’s a red nose as well. We’ll do, we’ll do these two or these 300%. This guy’s on something. Yeah, there we go. Signs of amphetamine consumption. Uh, we’ll investigate the vehicle now. Please. Wait a moment. I have to check your vehicle. How do we do this on a bus? Lights are good. Indicators are good. Everything else is good. Um, I guess I can, I’ll check the tread depth. 2.85 I think it has to be less than a millimeter. We can check the weight too. 15 seven. Oh, no, that all the axles have to be tested. So it’s good. Can we check his boots? Warning light present is good. Got some first aid kits. Fire extinguishers expired. It’s present. I think it just has to be present. Good, buddy. Carrying any drugs? I don’t know. I don’t know how to do this. Please, someone tell me. We gotta arrest this guy for amphetamines. I’m back. We are almost done here. Alright, now I guess do an alcohol test. Do you agree to a breathalyzer test? If you insist. Stop twitching, buddy. It’s definitely done this before. Not consumed any alcohol. Don’t drink and drive. That’s how it should be. Conclude, check, arrest. Here we go. We will take you to the police station as you are not fit to drive under the influence of drugs. I, um, what, what was it you wanted from me? Alright, he’s definitely on something, buddy. Nice try. Okay, so I got the UN, the driver was unjustified, unjustifiably subject to a breath test. And then I got, I missed one violation.