Unexpected Surprises in a New Apartment: A Story of Leaks and Welcome Woes

I can’t even make this shit up. This is first day, new apartment. Wake up, like, literally just moved in, like, last night. Wake up, I’m like, going to over to the couch, I’m like, why is it wet? Are you fucking kidding me? It’s been leaking out of this light in the ceiling all fucking night onto my couch and my coffee table. I love a warm welcome to a new neighborhood. Like, love you so much.