Proper Etiquette for Dining Out: The Forks Aren’t Just Decoration

This is for people who like to eat at restaurants. If it’s your birthday, a special occasion, or you told me beforehand that you want a specific dessert at the end of your meal, if I come to clear your table of your entrees and I put forks down on the table, don’t call me over saying, hi, can we have our desserts now? What the fuck you think the forks are for? You think I put forks on my table for no reason? They’re just forks there for no, obviously, obviously. Desserts coming. So I got you some forks and maybe some spoons if it has ice cream on it. Oh, my God.