In Defense of Dogs: Exploring Personalities, Preferences, and Controversies

So what’s your take? Just having a dog doesn’t make you interesting? Hundred percent agree. Not all dogs are created equal. Some suck. Most suck. Yeah, I’ve agreed. The kind of dogs that are bad are the ones that are running around the house like monsters, like savages. If I get a dog, I want it to be curled up at the foot of my bed. I agree. And I don’t want it to move unless I say go over there and then it goes. I also think it’s weird when people are like oh! When you walk in the door like, try and not let the dog out. It’s like, why is your dog trying to escape? Is it the dog or is it the owner? Okay, dogs are good, owners are bad. True, but some dogs suck. Especially doodles. Like the creator of the doodle oh, I like doodles. Literally regrets creating the doodle. No, doodles are good cause they’re like, they have anxiety, they don’t eat like it’s crazy, but they don’t shed. So you care about body over personality? Of course that’s what’s the worst breed of dog? Doodle. You think doodle is the worst breed of dog? Doodle. I don’t agree with that at all. What do you think is the worst? Golden retriever. Why? They’re just annoying and they look dumb. They look dumb. They look cute. They’re jumping around on stuff. They’re like big cows. It’s like a big cow in your house. It’s like having a horse in your house, but they have great personality. Just get a horse. I like mutts. I like that dog. I like that dog right there. That’s a good thing. I do like that dog. That’s a good boy. Oh, it’s a Chiweenie. I love a Chiweenie. Those are the best. I’ve never heard of a Chiweenie, but I’m pro Chiweenie. Yeah. Chihuahua. Wiener dog. Wiener dog. That’s a good mix. The best breed. Goodbye. Good boy. That’s a good boy.