The Raiders: A Comedic Disaster in the Making

Nothing. You guys are horrible. You are the worst team assembled on planet earth for an actual football team. Like, you’re doing nothing this year. Like, I’m not even being mean about this. The Raiders this year are the worst team I’ve ever seen assembled on planet earth. It. The roster is that bad? So horrible. You guys are absolutely terrible. I’m being nice about that. I’m being nice about it. Oh, I’m just being honest. Like, you’re not going to win a single game this year as a Raiders fan. Not a single one. You got Gordon Minshew, who’s. Who’s basically Uncle Rico, and it. It. It’s. It’s a fallacy. It’s a comedy show. You guys are a fucking comedy show. The Raiders are the biggest comedy show on planet earth. Like, it is the worst roster I’ve ever seen. Horrible head coach, horrible quarterback. The quarterback’s Uncle Rico. You’re not gonna win a game with Minshew. The guy’s a perennial loser. The Ross is a perennial. You guys are perennial losers. You will not win a fucking game this year. Not one. Not one!