Oh, we’re back, baby. Week one. I see two week ones. Yeah, I’m a bark at them. Get ready. No, no, no, no. Don’t bother the new guys, okay? They got a lot of first day paperwork they got to finish. Name you T. Excuse me? I got a name you can write down. How about F? You like, firm it up? I’m pretty sure I played them. You think that you. Wait, did you pass out in the bathroom again? Also, y’all, these two new guys are not weak ones. Well, we did let temple on the board, so there is some room for improvement. See, with an attitude like that, this one is well on his way to be in the next Alabama. Hold on, Paul, I’m gonna have to let you go. What? What do you mean, next? Yeah, I’m not really a new guy, you know, I’m. I’m widely considered a college football blue blood, so technically, I’m right on that same level as y’all. Yeah, they don’t care. All right, well, how many SEC championships you got? Well, obviously none. I mean, this is my first year. Well, obviously. Rammer Jammer. What? This just how they communicate, man. Yeah, listen, everybody, do your little rally cries for him, you know, cause you definitely gonna hear his. Oh, you mean slim flame? Wiggle, wiggle. Why? Why? God! Paul? Paul? Paul, you still there? Hey, listen, man, I got. I got a lot of feelings that I Ain’t felt in about nine months, and I really need to talk to somebody and work my way through this. Okay. Is that something I should be worried about? No, no, just. Just a few, you know, run of the mill week one blowouts. I’ll go ahead and tell you my score was very nice. Haha. It was a most decisive victory. I’m gonna say right now. I don’t think he might gonna stop us all year long. Haha. Mine was a shutout. Whoo, y’all! I’m starting to believe again. Yeah, I took mine to Hog City. Wait, I’m sorry, what. What is. What is Hog City? Uh, it’s where you shut them out and then score a touchdown on every single drive. It’s. I made history. But what are you wearing? Oh, you mean my sweet leather jacket? And this helmet? No, that’s not a helmet. Did the. Oh, did you buy a motorcycle? Well, I heard he did just get a used calypso, but I promise you, that thing is going to back. Oh, god. Okay, just put me down for a shut out. I’m sorry. What is going on with your weather? They say that Kentucky is the new Tornado Alley. Who is they? Okay, no, we are Tornado Alley. Have you even memorized twister? Line for line. And I bet none of y’all have pre ordered the Twister Steel book exclusively at Walmart. So we brother money in my pocket there. Yeah, I’m hearing a lot More than a few blowouts. Yep. They were all sacrificial lambs, okay? They. They paid to win big. Let her be. My god. We suck again. Or just win. You know, it doesn’t always feel good. You know, I was promised a top tier strength of schedule. And that is where the mandatory game against an out of conference Power 5 opponent comes into play. That is where we establish SCC dominance. Just tell him about it, A N M. Well, a good news. Bad news about that. Oh, no. Well, uh, bad news. I am still the Texas A N M. That you know and love. Nobody loves him. Did you just let Notre Dame beat a top 25 team on the road? Yeah. And more importantly, why did you let that loud man get his naked body all over coach? But the good news is, uh, pain is temporary. Not in hell. Did we lose to every Power 5 team that we played? No, uh, No. 1 team right here been. We demolished Clemson, who probably won’t even finish with the winning record cause they got a coach who’s terrified of the transfer portal. Can I buy him? I’m a bottom. No. Y’all don’t belong here, okay? Are. Are y’all always this mean to new members? Oh, my god, you have no idea. Have y’all seen this? The new guys eat Mcmuffins. Go now. Get. I know what’s going on here, cause I can sniff out that favoritism because The scent is all over you from last year. You want to lock down more eyeballs from that Texas TV market, so you got some big old ratings for your SCC Championship game. But I’ll tell you what, right now, there’s one team he still got to get through first with you. Well, yeah, obviously. But if I don’t, the very next guy on that charming soft schedule, yours will. Okay, well, then who? Okay, well, I did lose the game, but I bet the over on how many times they show Kirk Herbstreet’s dog on TV. So we got. It’s gonna be boot down for everybody night. I don’t play him, I won’t talk about him. Welcome to the dawn of Diego. Haha! Oh, y’all screwed. Haha. Take him to Hogg City. Holler down.