my name is Ashley and I feel guilty because I didn’t take all the vitamins that my husband gave me while I was away last month and I brought the pie plate I’m BG’s and I feel guilty because I kissed my wife’s sister at our wedding and I brought pickled herring I don’t have a sister you remember tall, dark hair there were three people at our wedding and they were all your relatives my name is Ashley and I feel guilty because I spent all my money on presents for my husband and I brought a picture of his ex girlfriend feels like you’re mad at me no no not mad at all I feel guilty for loving my wife so much and I brought pineapple I feel guilty for turning down those six bikers in Tulsa Oklahoma and I brought my husband’s ashes