Offseason Breakdown: Winners, Losers, and Question Marks

It’s basically over, so let’s talk about it. The offseason is pretty much done. I mean, PJ Tucker and Auto Porter Jr. Might go to their 19th teams, but nobody cares. So I’m gonna give biggest offseason winners and losers. So let’s start on a positive note, which is impossible with the Blueface album. The Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and my New York Knicks. Big time winners both of them. The Sixers obviously added a Paul George, Caleb Martin, Eric Gordon, Andre Drummond, resign Kelly Oubre. They drafted Jared McCain, the real life Troy Bolton. But more importantly, they got rid of fucking Tobias Harris. That got the same level of impact as adding Prime Shack. They might win 10 straight now. Two big time losers, the Pelicans and Lakers. The Lakers said oh yeah, we come in different this season and ain’t this shit, but step back. And the Pelicans in the west got rid of Valentine’s. They don’t have a center on the roster, so even though I like the John Taylor and I think it’ll help, that won’t matter if Zion’s gotta play. The five other big time losers Clippers and warriors. The warriors literally missed playoffs, added Buddy Hill and said I check up bro, he’s just dark skinned clay. He’s actually worse than Clay, but you know. And y’all saw Steph sign that 62 million dollar extension. He was writing his signature on that bitch like you know what? Four rings don’t sound too bad. And the Clippers Bro, James Harden’s like 35 and Kawhi’s knees just can’t handle this, bro. Two winners, the Celtics and the Mavs. Celtics because they were able to resign their whole OP team and add Lonnie Walker. And the Mavs added Quentin Grimes, Naji Marshall, and Clay. So they got better. And these two are my I’m not sure yet section, which is the Kings and the Nuggets. The Nuggets lost their best permanent defender, KCP, and they added Westbrook. I gotta see it to believe it. I don’t know. And DeMar again, I don’t know. Like, those are some really beastly twos you be shooting, but, like, he don’t shoot threes, he don’t space, he’s not much of a passer, playmaker, he’s a bad defender, he doesn’t rebound. It’s gonna be I gotta see it.