Wild Stories of DUIs: A Year Later

Yo, DUI, I got three of them. You got three of them? Oh, yo, DUI, you’re like the hottest person I’ve ever seen with the DUI. You’re working through it. What percentage did you blow? Not the cop. What percentage did you blow up? Dude, if I’m getting pulled over for a DUI, you don’t think I’m sucking off Officer Daniels? Dude, wait till I show you what I did to that beer bong earlier. How long ago did this happen? A year ago. A year ago. Nice. Happy anniversary. She has a driver’s license. She has a driver’s license. Take it away. Why is she on the roads? What car did you get a DUI in? It was a BMW. BMW? It was a hard top. Hard top? Is that a flex in Ontario? Is that. I got three of them. You got three of them? Oh, dude, you are waiting for that alley hoop, dog. Bam, Bam, Bam. You know, bitch, I got three. That’s two more than you, dog. Nobody should have keys in this audience. Holy shit. Prison time at all or six months? Six months. Guys, like, what are you in here for? You like? I don’t know. I fucking crush at beat UPS. What are you. Do you have your car back right now or no? Good. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Best. He’s not on the roads right now. Dude, are you guys flirting right now? Dude, he’s like, hey, fuck it, I don’t Got a car, do you, bitch