Stood Up on a Date: A Facebook Marketplace Saga

I don’t know what’s worse, being stood up on a date or Facebook Marketplace. I’m fucking over here standing on the sidewalk like a chump, trying to hustle this fucking. This chair right here, and I don’t know where these people went. They said they were down the street at the light. They’re gonna whip around. I think I just. I think they just fucking. They dipped out. Fucking Facebook Marketplace, dude.