Summer DJing in the Hamptons: A Day in the Life

Are djing in the Hamptons today. Literally, like the last day of the summer. We are going hard. Problem is, it’s kind of disgusting outside. They need to figure itself out. Right now. My best girlfriend’s in town. Uh huh. Always ask me. They’re like, who comes to your shows? it’s kind of complicated because it’s who’s ever is in town. And for the show tonight, we have so many people in town, so 20 people that I know are on my guest list. So I think the show is gonna be pretty good. I don’t know. Excited so much right now. We have a special, special surprise tomorrow. This blush is, like, super dark, but I’m telling you, it ends up looking so good. Am I the only person that blush literally melts into your face and then it’s gone, and then I look like a dead corpse on the side of the Fucking Road. For today, just super natural makeup. I literally. Guys, I do the same makeup every single day when I get my brows tinted because my hair is so blond and they disappear, but I feel like the tint is already gone. Hmm. It’s gonna brush them up. But, guys, everyone got here for the pregame. I’m so getting ready. Fuck, we’re gonna brush these teeth. Everyone makes fun of me for using a normal toothbrush, but I hate the crazy one, the electronic. I don’t know. My dad’s a dentist. I don’t Know. Oh, look at the difference. Lip liner up with some gloss, and now ready to go. And that’s a final. I’ll see you guys.