From Salad to Snake Cake: A Weight Loss Journey

I have a salad and a glass of water, please. Really? You might have everyone fooled cause you lost 25 pounds, but you can’t fool me, Zion. What are you talking about, Steven A? I’m talking about the fundamental laws of nature. Once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Not anymore. My days of being a fatty are over. Oh really? Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this snack cake by myself. Snake cake? Look at all this chocolatey goodness. I like chocolate. And there’s so much cream on the inside! Give me that snake cake!