Alright, this game is very easy to understand. It’s called smug the egg. Each of us starts with two cards, but you start with one, cause you’re obviously the smug queen. Each of us start by showing one card. Simple, right? So this card is our buying. You can buy in my buy in, but if you buy in my buy out, I can buy out his buy in by buying in my buy out. But here’s the catch. If you catch me buying in his buy out, you have to shout our father, who art in heaven. I’d like to buy a smegma, please. Which means he has to sing the Turkish national anthem in Vietnamese. I then lay down 5 different cards. Unless you were born in August. Were you born in August? No. Ah, that’s gonna be a problem. See, August is the Smurf Queen’s breeding season. So if you had a 4, you actually could have doubled your Smurf. So now all these cards goes to Tommy. He’s not born in August. No. Yeah, but he’s got a 2 of hearts and he’s wearing a bracelet. Have you not been listening? You’ll get it as we go along. Just make a move. Ooh, unlucky pal. I win again. Thanks for playing