Adventures of a Tech- Savvy, Sunscreen-Wearing Foodie: A Day in the Life

This might look like a flex. I look like that kid in your primary school who’s like, you know, my dad has 50 iPhones. Well, you know what? I actually do have 50 iPhones because my iPhone just broke on me this morning. I turned it on and it was just was on the apple logo and it wouldn’t turn back on again. And apparently that’s really common at the moment. Cause I called the support number and he’s like, yeah, that’s happening to a lot of people. IPhones are just turning off left, right and centre. So make sure you back up all your stuff. Listen, I do have 400,000 photos, so maybe that has something to do with it. But anyway, I bought a new iPhone cause what else are we meant to do in this society? You need a phone. So we did that. We got some kebabs. We got tomato sauce on his kebab, which is an abomination. Look at this is reaction. Yes, rightfully so because who does that? I know that you’re watching this and you’re like, um, but I know after a night out, I do love barbecue sauce on my kebab. Never do that. Only garlic yoghurt sauce. Anyway, listen, something about Australia is that the middle of the country is really, really hot and barely anyone lives there. Most of the people live outside, like along the coastline because it’s like, hmm, like beach vibes. You know what I mean? And That means you’re always like 20 minutes away from the beach because it’s the only place you can live in Australia where it’s not like deserts boiling hot. So yeah, we went to the beach 20 minutes away from our house and I put on sunscreen because that’s cool cause cool kids put on sunscreen and it’s beautiful to put on sunscreen and you’re so uncool if you don’t wear sunscreen. I’m just saying that if you say, um, I don’t wear sunscreen, you’re literally not cool at all. Wear sunscreen. It’s so important. That scar on my stomach, that is a skin cancer scare and it’s the most preventable cancer in the world. Okay, so make sure you do that. It’s not cool to be dead. Sorry. This is making me laugh. This is what the grade twelves look like when I was in grade 8. They all have their hair like that. Uh, and then, oh, you guys wanna know where my shoes are from? I got them at a tourist trap at the airport in Greece. I get so many questions on them now you guys like them all of a sudden switched on me. But anyway, uh, yeah, they were like Greek sandals at the airport. So that’s where I got those. And when we got home, Mama was like, what do you guys wanna eat? Babies? And we were like, ooh, maybe like some chicken or maybe lamb. She makes both. She’s standing in the Kitchen at eight PM, cooking two whole meals from scratch. She’s insane. But you know, that’s what Turkish moms are like. They just want you to eat and eat and eat and never stop. So I set up my phone and I had mama’s food and yeah.