Office Drama: An Inside Look at Workplace Etiquette and Gossip

my heavens I have seen more fabric on a dish rag than what you got on this mornin this is a workplace baby this ain’t the club well if I took a break every time you did we wouldn’t have a business to run now would we respectfully mind your business keep your nose in your own beehive and you won’t get stung if one more my Tupperwares goes missin from this break room we’re gonna have a come to Jesus meetin right here now if you wanted it done your way you should have done it yourself now I ain’t one to spread rumors but I heard that she was gettin ready to leave her husband for the boss man and ain’t she just bold bringin him lunch every day like we don’t know what’s goin on um if you think you’re takin my parkin spot you must be new around here