Confusion and Chaos: A Hilarious First-Time Gaming Experience

First game ever. I don’t even. I have zero clue what I’m doing. You guys get to see this for the first time. Wait, who am I? Okay, wait, wait. Why do I get my map out? What am I doing? Emo together. Oh, look at us. Emo together. I don’t even know what I’m doing, bro. I don’t even know what’s going on. How do I fight? I just wanna. Ha, ha ha! Okay, I will. But I don’t even know how to pick up nothing. Ha ha ha! What am I doing? I’m pushing the A button. Alright, good luck. Oh, I’m still chilling in it. I’mma let him. I’mma let him get everybody while I just. Haha, my son’s super good. Wait, why is someone hitting me? I don’t even know what I’m doing. Come here, let me. How do I run? Haha, that’s my butt! Haha! Wait, why I always see my butt in the air? Paper now, y’all! Haha, what do I do? Just wait. This is my son playing right now. Oh, you’re rebooting me. Okay, guess who’s back? Back again? Oh, how come I don’t have a gun? I need the gun. How do I get the gun? Where’s. Over here. You got me drinking stuff. How do I drink it? Okay, where? Where? I turn around and look for stuff. Where did you drop it, bro? Haha, well, why am I drinking stuff? Oh, okay. This is my son playing right now. Is he legit? He’s good. Okay, I’m back. Oh, shoot, there’s people right there. I’m gonna. I’m gonna just get my dance on. Ha ha ha ha ha! How do I. Wait. That’s you, right? I don’t wanna. Hold on. What am I doing? Why am I dancing? What am I dancing for? Why am I dancing? Damn it! Ha ha ha ha! I’m hitting the quan and someone’s hitting my ass. Haha! Why is this dude standing over me? How do I get up? How do I shoot people? I just need to know how to light someone’s ass up. What’s going on? I don’t wanna build a damn fire. What the heck? Haha, I didn’t even. I was just dancing. Y’all killed me and I was just dancing.