Office Drama Unfolds: A Paternity Test Revelation

You aren’t gonna believe whose baby it is. Grandma! Grandma, I gotta go. I gotta hang up. Bye bye, Grammy. Babe, you got the results back. The paternity test is in. Okay, go. Strapped in. Strapped. You guys, put your brightness up, put your volume up. Give me a slow, dramatic zoom while I tell this. I walk into the office, it’s a normal day. Todd is nowhere to be seen. So I’m walking around, walking around. I see him in the break room, man. Looks like he’s on the verge of tears. So I’m like, what’s going on? So I pull him into my office and like, hey, like, you know, we talked about the other day, like, how is. How’s it going, brother? Started crying. I feel terrible, but I just want the tea, so I don’t really give a shit. And I’m like, Todd! Toddy, my god, are you okay? And he’s like, bro, like, I love her. Yeah, I was like, bro, but my wife doesn’t know. And I’m like, I didn’t know about the wife. I didn’t know you are married. I’m married. It gets so much better. It gets so much better. Get it out. They got the test back. Uh huh. And it’s not his baby. Okay, so it’s the husband. Not his baby either. What? It’s neither of their baby? No, mom’s baby. She has slept with three other people in our building. They’re holding a meeting. No. With everyone in the Office. Cause it’s now everyone knows. It’s all up in the air. We’re all gonna have to sit down and talk about it. And that meeting is next week? Actually, no, that’s in. In four days. We’re all. All 25 of us are gonna have to sit and we’re gonna say, who with? Kelsey. You’re lying. Thank god. Thank god. I dodged that bullet. What do you mean? What do you mean, what do you mean you dodged that bullet? Me and Kelsey had like a thing, like two years before I met you. Oh, so? So you also need to get a paternity test done. Why would I be giving the tea? No, I’m not giving paternity test done. I have some feelings of who it is, but you