Behind the Scenes: Navigating Private School Politics and Social Media Scrutiny

Hey, boss, school starts tomorrow. Your wife really needs you to sign the private school papers. I already signed all the papers. What the hell do they need now? Well, it’s just that they got a new administrator on the board, and she’s really big on family values and how it impacts your children socially. she wants to review all the social media accounts of all the parents. Okay, first, what qualifies her to judge me on my social media? And second, my kids aren’t even allowed to see what I do. Well, as for qualification, she did sit on the sensor panel for CBN. She knew Pat Robertson. He was a sensor. And she knew Pat Robertson. The Pat Robertson? The one who prayed away every Hurricane from Virginia from 1980 forward? That would be the man. So what do you wanna do for your social medias? Give them to her. Start with the clock app and tell her make sure she registers for the discord with the link in the bio. You’re really gonna give a CBN sensor access to your clock app and your discord? Oh, yes, and make sure she registers for the spicy side on the discord server. Tell her to choke up on them pearls, cause I want her to hear every grunt and see every wiggle.