Intense Basketball Commentary: A Play-by-Play Recap

Loser does the laundry. Alexander’s turn off the rim. Oh! Oh! I thought that was in. Oh, way late. Hey, Xander! Oh! With the hook! Oh, he’s going backwards style! Oh! Yo, too late! Too late! Oh! Tried to bounce in. No! Oh, fucking shit! Whoa! Not even. Oh! You made it. Get all the money wrapped around the basket, too. Nice.